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Now, don't blame me if this financial advice works. It is highly scientific and has a record of generating a staggering amount of wealth to the most undeserving of individuals leaving them in a drunken stuppor and awash in a really indecent amount cash. I want no part of this. You would be far better off getting yourself a nice girlfriend who owns sensible shoes and has an interest in sheep farming rather then leading the crypto life. See you in 5 months and bring cash. wmw

Crypto has no love for you my friend, she will chew you up and spit you out on the floor and laugh. You think you know her ? You don't. She will looking lovingly to the right at you, and then move quickly to the left, leaving you standing there with you pants down around you ankles as she laughs. You think you will get rich with her. You won't. She will drain you of your money and then leave you laying on the floor after she has kicked you in the groin several times, only to move on to her next lover. She sleeps only with one, and that is the Devil. Go ahead, invest heavily in this one. She will turn around soon and then take you to the moon for your honeymoon. Of course she will, you will dream of your trip with her, but did she tell you, there is no air on the moon. Why is she laughing ? Right now she is hungry my friend, very hungry and she lusts for only one thing and that is your liquidity and she will not be denied. Tonight deep in the forest we shall hear your screams and know this to be true. Good night.

Invertors are drunk with fresh investable dollars and are driven to re-invest in the highly profitable narrative of meme coins, especially in the arrogantly and poorly dressed French green frog known as Pepe, who is actually a waiter in a French cafe in Paris with a well known reputation for wine, women with short skirts, long legs and questionable morals. This is the first ever interactive chart launched on this platform that actually allows you to print off the chart and then tape it to a convenient wall and then interact with it by using a pen, pencil or crayon to experience the profitability of your investment. Once completed, the chart is suitable for framing and displaying to your friends, family or anyone else as you watch them drool with envy at your investment skills and that new piece of arm candy that you have been seen with. Please return here on the dates shown to discuss the size of your profits and the model and color of the Lambo that you purchased and the size of the wad of cash that you currently keep in the pocket of your jeans to tip French waiters. Green is the color of money.There is no such thing as "invertors", they are actually investors. This was a test to evaluate your comprehension and attention to details skills. Apparently you are lacking. Remember, the devil is in the details and the market will eat you up and spit you on the ground if you come to this party sleeping and hung over from last nights antics. You can't expect to soar with the eagles during the day, if you are hooting with the owls at night young lady ! There will be other tests, Life is a test. There will be no warnings. You have been warned.OK, so right now I am seeing the asset test the support level that it is now holding at, and should it hold, it will act as some support for the next move upward. A good comparison would be of me at the swimming pool on the diving board. Should you see me taking no time to evaluate the diving board and its tension, you can be assured of one of my less impressive presentations, but should you see me take a great deal of time walking and bouncing the board and gauging the spring, you may be witness to one of my super high, back flips in full pike position with a ripple-less entry into the water, leaving the surface looking like glass as the crowd stands in breathless amazement at such perfection. Close your eyes for a moment...the image will come to you.

Have you seen a finer chart in your life ? I think not. You will find yourself awash in undeserved riches. Remember, fortune favors the brave. No guts, no glory. Remember, you control your own destiny. Ya snooze, ya lose. LUNA was a cruel joke, a laff for some. not so much for others. Now, just to remind you where you are in the crypto universe, I did a few difficult calculations this morning in bed and determined that each and every citizen of the US has a debt load of $110,000 as a result of the multi-trillion dollar national debt....and its growing. Unfortutately, many people will expire before they pay off their portion of this debt, and this debt will have to be paid by future participants coming into the game. Does the word PONZI mean anything to you ? Now, isn't this asset looking very attractive with this information at hand ? You have two choices........ Have a pleasant evening my friends. ww toronto, canada

This peer-reviewed analysis has been prepared for you at great personal cost in terms of time and the burn of diminishing brain molecules this Saturday morning for your intellectual and financial betterment, at absolutely no cost to you. The title is self-explanatory to most, with the exception of the less-than-gifted, and for those I have included this brief overview to help you understand the awesomeness of my comprehension of the dark arts of technical analysis at such a great and profound depth. In brief, the phases are as follows. Phase #1. The sheer brilliance of launching an asset in a bear market. Launch the coin and go short. Listen to the retail investors scream as you make money and they don't. Phase #2. Slowly and quietly accumulate the asset at a deeply depressed price. Laugh loudly while doing so. Phase #3. After their divorces, a few retail investors who still have a few dollars in their pocket move back into the market, completely unaware that they are, quite humorously, referred to as "exit liquidity" by a creature called a "whale" that they have actually never really seen, and doubt exists. Phase #4. The Moon Phase. During this phase of the cycle, many learn the word "parabolic" and incorporate it into their daily conversation and written communications, like "Hey Babe, wanna go parabolic at my place ?" Now unfortunately I have run out of time to discuss the fundamentals of this asset, such as it's real-world use and the practicality of harnessing distributed computing power and the growing demand for such resources in a silicone based world, but I assure you I shall continue my research after I determine who this women is that I found sleeping in my bed this morning, how she got there and where her clothes are. With great love, WMW Toronto, CanadaDid I merntion that RNDR has a real world application and is actually in use . How radical I know, but it's true ! Imagine that ?

NEWS FLASH: Mr. HAPI. (AKA “NO FEAR” ) Armed with an excellent narrative and solid fundamentals, has had enough of this trash talk from all these TAs and is making his dramatic move outta the toilet and upward to his rightful place among the Gods of crypto projects. He’s a scrappy little fu*ker and won’t take no for an answer, especially from that old, useless, good-for-nothing spud BTC. He knows that every project needs his technology badly or else they face the fate of becoming a cheap whore of Do Kwon or even worse that pimp Sam Bankman-Fried and his stone-ugly girlfriend. “Toilet life is not for me. Do I look like those two old tarts, ADA and DOT who promise everything and produce nothing ? Not me Baby, I will move so far up, that I will make that broken Solana look like he rides the short bus to school. Tradingview will be begging me for an interview on their hands and knees and the SEC can kiss my skinny white ass. Just wait until I launch my AI upgrade, I will calculate faster than CZ counting his tax-free $1000 bills being churned out at Binance in his head office that doesn’t really exist.” My opinion here is that if HAPI can do half the things it claims it can do AND decides to invest a few dollars into marketing, the unwashed masses should soon get an idea of the value of the project and the price will move accordingly. because the crypto universe has no shortage of bad actors, scammers and hackers. You could probably think of HAPI as anti-virus software for the crypto universe. Do you like that Internet/Crypto analogy? OK, that’s it, I have a turkey to cook. The Sublime Prince Toronto, Canada

Come on now, not every day has to be parabolic. You need a little rest and recovery time before you are called on again to perform. (Wink Wink) That's how life is. There are patterns. There are cycles. There are waves. There are seasons. If you try to fight it, , you will end up as road kill on the side of the road. Just dance from wave to wave, enjoying each season. Learn to roll with the market.The big waves can knock you down and under, stand sideways when they come and you will remain standing to trade another day. Float like a butterfly...sting like a bee. Ok, that's enough spiritual inspiration for you pelicans. If you don't know about this asset, go and research it right now. Not later, not tomorrow, right now. There will be a test. OK, time to buy some NFT's from Sir Anthony Hopkins entitled The Eternal. Produced by Orange Comet. Some of the finest art I have seen in a very long time. Any comments or expressions to the contrary are merely uninformed rubbish from an unwashed rube with little or no artistic merit whatsoever. Have a pleasant and interesting day. The Sublime Prince of Enlightenment and Artistic Expression Toronto, Canada "To whom much is given, much is asked"

Now one of the things I look at in the "buy the dip " market is how much can an asset go back up, after dropping so far ? I read and see charts telling me much larger assets have dropped by 85-90 %, so I expect that some of them may return to these ATH's. But what is with this asset, as right now it has only dropped by 53%. Is there something special about this coin that it didn't drop as far as the others ? Is it a super-resilient asset ? Does it have super powers ? Now,, who created this asset ? What is their business ? Will it surpass it's all time high, while other slug coins, too heavy to rise, flounder and do nothing in comparison? Call it fundamentals, but I think its worth investigating. I could be wrong, but the moon could be made of swiss cheese too ? The Sublime Prince of the Mystic Brotherhood

Without question, you have seen this graph 1,000 and 1 time's before. Of this there can be no doubt. You have ignored it to your great peril and sometimes financial loss. It occurs in virtually every chart known to the crypto universe and beyond. You will find it in the chart of every asset in every time span from 1 minute, to 15 minutes, to 1 hour, to 1 day to 1 week and in everything in between. As sure as your spouse will gain weight, this chart pattern shall ring eternal. But, for those of you tonight who recognize this pattern and whom patience is your shield, you shall profit beyond which is truly unworthy for a gambling fool such as yourself. This chart depicts the true nature of the market. That being, "It will always try to go up." It may not succeed the 1st time, nor the 2nd time, but by the 3rd time, resistance weakens, greed strengthens and we are off once again on our great date with our Parabolic dream to unknown highs. Have patience my friend, there is nothing you can do. Buy as much as you can, and then buy more. The market is fed with the souls of the greedy and take pleasure in knowing that every time you profit, somewhere in the vast crypto universe, there is someone else who is bleeding his profits away in the streets for the simple reason that he lacked patience. It's a natural law of the universe, the tide comes in, the tide goes out, the sun comes up, the sun goes down and the markets are no different. So rest assured, it matters not if you hold BTC, ETH or even that nasty, do-nothing ADA, just have patience and ride the wave or even go to your favorite bar for a few months, the market will take care of you. It loves you, but not if you held LUNA. In that case we know the natural laws of the universe were subject to someone/something perverse and evil. Much like a certain virus, I assure you it was manmade. The graph itself tells the story, but the full truth has not yet been revealed, but the truth has been written in the blockchain and soon, some will twist in the wind. Invest with vigor. The Sublime Prince

All is revealed in this humble chart. The plan is quite simple. I would like everyone to hold off buying any Gala until around day 10 of the oscillation period and then on the 10th day, buy Gala like mad. Out bid anyone who places an order, just buy and don't sell, because if you sell we will know. Those shorts will be happy to sell, take all they have and then when we reach the 100% profit mark, stop everthing. Do nothing and listen to the silence of the cryptoverse. The then, from far below, you will hear it, the short positions exploding like the 4th of July. It will not be pretty. Then we will wait for another 10 days, very quietly (no giggling) and I will release further instructions then. The Sublime Prince of Gala