Technical analysis by SabahEquityResearch about Symbol MELANIA: Buy recommendation (8/12/2024)

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up! Melania Coin is about to do what even Melania Trump couldn’t—stick around for the long haul. Experts (aka my cousin who trades from his mom’s basement) predict an 800% explosion by Summer 2025.Why? Because logic doesn’t apply in meme land. Dogs had their run, frogs got their shine—it’s time for First Lady finance.Technical analysis? It’s bullish.Fundamentals? Who cares?Vibes? IMMACULATE.By 2025, you’ll either be sipping mojitos on a yacht or explaining to your friends why "just one more dip" was a bad idea. Choose wisely. 😂