BullishDescendingPoop

Why are we still here... I rarely do predictions, as you can see. But when I do, it's usually because I'm procrastinating. Now listen, BTC has been hanging out just below 30K for a while now. Almost 3 months to be roughly exact. Yes, I know, cryplets love their low timeframes but zoom out for a second, would you? Is this distribution? Is this accumulation? The hell I know? I've no idea how markets work. They're boring af. But let me tell you one thing: Last time I took an online IQ test, I scored 142. Yes, let that sink in for a second or two. So if I recognize a pattern I usually can't remember where I've seen it before and how it played out because a chick gave me mono once and my short term memorizer has been all effed up since, but in this case I DO. We saw these kind of patterns right after the good old C-dump. The whole market was waiting for a secondary low and their meme divergence but it never came. Yes, it looks rekt. Yes, theres a lower high. But is there follow through? Long story short: 32 people in the United States are killed every day in crashes involving an alcohol-impaired driver. Think about that. Also don't be a beartard. As long as 26K holds on a daily closing basis, I'm confident we will see 35K at least.